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Revision as of 18:37, 13 August 2020
Kathy Mathews is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.
Official League Records
Mathews currently has no notable records in the official league books.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.
Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.
Mathews' favorite Jazz Album is | Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue
