Juice Collins

Juice Collins is a batter for the Hawaii Fridays who replaced Sebastian Sunshine. She has been a member of the team since Season 3.

Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the tiki-tender's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Juice.

Recipe

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Play Kokomo by The Beach Boys. Recording, live band, or acapella works, though results may vary.

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pour into tiki mug

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