Difference between revisions of "Incineration"

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Incinerations are performed by a rogue umpire. The first incineration was bestowed upon Jaylen Hotdogfingers at the end of Season 1, when the Forbidden Book was opened.

Players on any team are at risk of incineration during play. While fans have speculated about the reasons for the incinerations, none may disagree that the Commissioner is doing a great job!

Incinerated players may be referred to as "called up" or "sunkist" players for the more delicate and impressionable fans.

Incineration is the only way out.

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		+	Incinerations are performed by a rogue [[umpire]]. The first incineration was bestowed upon [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] at the end of [[Season 1]], when the [[Forbidden Book]] was opened.
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	Players on any team are at risk of incineration during play. While fans have speculated about the reasons for the incinerations, none may disagree that [[the Commissioner]] is doing a great job!		Players on any team are at risk of incineration during play. While fans have speculated about the reasons for the incinerations, none may disagree that [[the Commissioner]] is doing a great job!