Difference between revisions of "Hiroto Wilcox"
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| − | Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's 'Ace in the Hole', because she is their strongest pitcher -- and also because she is asexual and lives in a hole she dug in left field, which no one is allowed into. At least three players from other teams have broken their leg tripping into the hole while fielding, but manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] has assured the press that it was, "probably their own fault," and that, "if they didn't want to break their legs, they shouldn't have stepped in the hole. I thought we were pretty clear about that." An anonymous member of the [[Philly Pies|Pies]] informed the press that the hole has a tarp over | + | Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's 'Ace in the Hole', because she is their strongest pitcher -- and also because she is asexual and lives in a hole she dug in left field, which no one is allowed into. At least three players from other teams have broken their leg tripping into the hole while fielding, but manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] has assured the press that it was, "probably their own fault," and that, "if they didn't want to break their legs, they shouldn't have stepped in the hole. I thought we were pretty clear about that." An anonymous member of the [[Philly Pies|Pies]] informed the press that the hole has a leaf-strewn tarp over it to disguise the entrance, but both Symmetry and Wilcox deny this claim. |
| − | When asked why she had chosen to live in a hole in Sixth Circle Stadium, Wilcox only responded that, "The rent was cheap," before stepping into the hole and disappearing where reporters couldn't follow. | + | When asked why she had chosen to live in a hole in Sixth Circle Stadium, Wilcox only responded that, "The rent was cheap," before stepping into the hole and disappearing where reporters couldn't follow. Hiroto was later observed dragging a bear trap into the hole in the dead of night. |
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Revision as of 20:18, 4 August 2020
Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the Hades Tigers. A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's 'Ace in the Hole', because she is their strongest pitcher -- and also because she is asexual and lives in a hole she dug in left field, which no one is allowed into. At least three players from other teams have broken their leg tripping into the hole while fielding, but manager Fearful Symmetry has assured the press that it was, "probably their own fault," and that, "if they didn't want to break their legs, they shouldn't have stepped in the hole. I thought we were pretty clear about that." An anonymous member of the Pies informed the press that the hole has a leaf-strewn tarp over it to disguise the entrance, but both Symmetry and Wilcox deny this claim.
When asked why she had chosen to live in a hole in Sixth Circle Stadium, Wilcox only responded that, "The rent was cheap," before stepping into the hole and disappearing where reporters couldn't follow. Hiroto was later observed dragging a bear trap into the hole in the dead of night.
