Difference between revisions of "Hiroto Wilcox"

From Blaseball Wiki

m
Tag: 2017 source edit
Line 1: Line 1:
 
{{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★★★½|status=Alive|species=Unknown|pronouns=She/Her}}
 
{{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★★★½|status=Alive|species=Unknown|pronouns=She/Her}}
  
Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the [[Hades Tigers]].  A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's ace pitcherShe is also ace.  
+
Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the [[Hades Tigers]].  A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's 'Ace in the Hole', as she is both their strongest pitcher, and because she is ace and lives in a hole she dug in left field, which no one is allowed into. At least three players from other teams have broken their leg tripping into the hole while fielding, but manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] has assured the press that it was, "probably their own fault," and that, "if they didn't want to break their legs, they shouldn't have stepped in the hole. I thought we were pretty clear about that."  
 +
 
 +
When asked why she had chosen to live in a hole in Sixth Circle Stadium, Wilcox only responded that, "The rent was cheap," before stepping into the hole and disappearing where reporters couldn't follow.  
  
 
[[Category:Players]]
 
[[Category:Players]]

Revision as of 14:30, 4 August 2020


Hiroto Wilcox is a player for the Hades Tigers. A woman of few words, Hiroto Wilcox is the Hades Tiger's 'Ace in the Hole', as she is both their strongest pitcher, and because she is ace and lives in a hole she dug in left field, which no one is allowed into. At least three players from other teams have broken their leg tripping into the hole while fielding, but manager Fearful Symmetry has assured the press that it was, "probably their own fault," and that, "if they didn't want to break their legs, they shouldn't have stepped in the hole. I thought we were pretty clear about that."

When asked why she had chosen to live in a hole in Sixth Circle Stadium, Wilcox only responded that, "The rent was cheap," before stepping into the hole and disappearing where reporters couldn't follow.