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Helga has never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded ''"It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."''
 
Helga has never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded ''"It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."''
  
Helga is apparently remains unaware of [[Parker Meng]]'s tragic crush on her, though Merton shippers note that Helga is almost constantly around Parker, almost as though she's waiting for Parker to make a move.  
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Helga apparently remains unaware of [[Parker Meng]]'s tragic crush on her, though Merton shippers note that Helga is almost constantly around Parker, almost as though she's waiting for Parker to make a move.  
  
 
== Notable Events ==
 
== Notable Events ==
  
 
* At the end of [[Season 2]] Helga Burton was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving her star rating from ★★ to ★★½.
 
* At the end of [[Season 2]] Helga Burton was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving her star rating from ★★ to ★★½.

Revision as of 14:45, 5 August 2020

Helga Burton is a batter for the San Francisco Lovers and definitely not the same person as Helga Moreno.

Helga is a 5"9' tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%.

Helga has never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."

Helga apparently remains unaware of Parker Meng's tragic crush on her, though Merton shippers note that Helga is almost constantly around Parker, almost as though she's waiting for Parker to make a move.

Notable Events

  • At the end of Season 2 Helga Burton was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving her star rating from ★★ to ★★½.