Difference between revisions of "Helga Burton"

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Helga Burton is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.

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Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

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Helga is a 5"9' tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%.

Helga has never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."

Helga apparently remains unaware of Parker Meng's tragic crush on her, though Merton shippers note that Helga is almost constantly around Parker in the dugout, almost as though she's waiting for Parker to make a move.

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    | rating=★★½
+  | batting=★★½
+  | pitching=★★
+  | baserunning=★★★
+  | defense=★★★
+  | item=None
+  | armor=None
+  | evolution=Base
+  | ritual=Talking to god
+  | coffee=Latte
+  | blood=AA
+  | fate=34
+  | soulscream=EHEUEEHEUEEAOAEAAOAEAA
    | status=Alive
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 '''Helga Burton''' is a lineup player for the [[San Francisco Lovers]], active since [[Season 1]].