Harmony H. Henderson

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Role as CEO


Harmony H. Henderson is the CEO of Crabs™ LLC, formerly the Baltimore Crabs. They were made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of Season 10. After ascending the Boss helped the Crabs rebrand as a shell corporation and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.


Relation to Tillman

Harmony is a blood relative to Tillman Henderson. They have become estranged overtime as Tillman is an insufferable garbage heap. At some point he sneezed on them and blamed them for making him sneeze and then standing in the way. Another time where Tillman was driving in behind Harmony and gently bumped them because Harmony was going the speed limit, but Tillman wanted to go faster. Tillman truly is a mysterious force of mild evil.

It's currently unknown how they are related, but it's assumed that they are siblings


Behavior

Harmony wears a suit, but always has a Baltimore Crabs hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. Even though Crabs™ LLC is a shell corporation and they rarely see their employees in person, if at all.

They want to seem cool, but also claim to have "no time for anyone's shenanigans."