Difference between revisions of "Harmony H. Henderson"

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Role as CEO

Harmony H. Henderson is the CEO of Crabs™ LLC, formerly the Baltimore Crabs. She was made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of Season β10. After ascending, Boss helped the Crabs rebrand as a shell corporation (only in name) and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.

Relation to Tillman

Harmony is Tillman Henderson's mother. They seem to have become estranged overtime because they are both busy with their own jobs. The status of their relationship is unknown to the public, as neither of them are willing to make a public comment aside from "[the other person] seems to be doing a great job" -- although, much like his Crabs teammates, Harmony only started commenting this way once Tillman switched from pitching to batting.

Behavior

Harmony wears a suit, but always has a Baltimore Crabs hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work.

She wants to seem cool, but also claims to have "no time for anyone's shenanigans."

While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be.

She apologizes when needed, says please and thank you, and is generally polite.

Trivia

13 does not exist.

Fan Works

Harmony H. Henderson features in the following fan works.

Harmony by Cori
Harmony by Cori
Harmony by Cori

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-== Role as CEO ==
+==Role as CEO==
-'''Harmony H. Henderson''' is the CEO of [[Baltimore Crabs|''Crabs™ LLC'']], formerly the '''Baltimore Crabs'''. She was made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of [[Season 10]]. After ascending, [[Boss]] helped the Crabs rebrand as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_corporation shell corporation] (only in name) and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.
+'''Harmony H. Henderson''' is the CEO of [[Baltimore Crabs|'''Crabs™ LLC''']], formerly the '''Baltimore Crabs'''. She was made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of {{BetaSeason|10}}. After ascending, [[Boss]] helped the Crabs rebrand as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_corporation shell corporation] (only in name) and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.
-== Relation to Tillman ==
+==Relation to Tillman==
-Harmony is a blood relative to [[Tillman Henderson]]. They have become estranged overtime as Tillman is an insufferable garbage heap. At some point he sneezed on her and then blamed her for making him sneeze and then standing in the way. Another time, he was driving behind Harmony and gently bumped her because Harmony was going the speed limit, but Tillman wanted to go faster. Tillman truly is a mysterious force of mild evil.
+Harmony is Tillman Henderson's mother. They seem to have become estranged overtime because they are both busy with their own jobs. The status of their relationship is unknown to the public, as neither of them are willing to make a public comment aside from "[the other person] seems to be doing a great job" -- although, much like his Crabs teammates, Harmony only started commenting this way once Tillman switched from pitching to batting.
-Harmony is Tillman's mother, but understandably places all the blame of Tillman's awfulness on his father.
+==Behavior==
-== Behavior ==
 Harmony wears a suit, but always has a Baltimore Crabs hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work.
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 While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be.
-She apologizes when needed, says please and thank you, and is generally a decent person, unlike Tillman who has a personality similar to an angry mosquito.
+She apologizes when needed, says please and thank you, and is generally polite.
+==Trivia==
-== Trivia ==
+*13 does not exist.
-* 13 does not exist.
+==Fan Works==
+Harmony H. Henderson features in the following fan works.<gallery>
+File:Harmony Henderson Cori 2.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She is holding up a golden medallion and her face is stylized to just be two angry red eyes. There is a distorted lightning bolt in the background.|Harmony by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1346498897208868866?s=21 Cori]
+File:Harmony Henderson Cori 3.jpg|alt=A traditional drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands and legs. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She has a big crab shaped crown over her head and is sitting on a cloud with a line graph in the background.|Harmony by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1319457676250632192?s=21 Cori]
+File:Harmony Henderson Cori 1.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She is frowning with her hand to her chin.|Harmony by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1408829199067107337?s=21 Cori]
+</gallery>
 [[Category:Baltimore Crabs]]