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''Harmony'' wears a suit, but always has a ''Baltimore Crabs'' hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work. | ''Harmony'' wears a suit, but always has a ''Baltimore Crabs'' hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work. | ||
| − | She wants to seem cool, but also | + | She wants to seem cool, but also claims to have "no time for anyone's shenanigans." |
While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be. | While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be. | ||
Revision as of 02:53, 20 October 2020
Role as CEO
Harmony H. Henderson is the CEO of Crabs™ LLC, formerly the Baltimore Crabs. She was made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of Season 10. After ascending the Boss helped the Crabs rebrand as a shell corporation (only in name) and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.
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Relation to Tillman
Harmony is a blood relative to Tillman Henderson. They have become estranged overtime as Tillman is an insufferable garbage heap. At some point he sneezed on her and then blamed her for making him sneeze and then standing in the way. Another time, he was driving behind Harmony and gently bumped her because Harmony was going the speed limit, but Tillman wanted to go faster. Tillman truly is a mysterious force of mild evil.
Harmony is Tillman's mother, but understandably places all the blame of Tillman's awfulness on his father.
Behavior
Harmony wears a suit, but always has a Baltimore Crabs hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work.
She wants to seem cool, but also claims to have "no time for anyone's shenanigans."
While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be.
She apologizes when needed, says please and thank you, and is generally a decent person, unlike Tillman who has a personality similar to an angry mosquito.
Trivia
- 13 does not exist.
