Forrest Best/IF-53.71

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Forrest Best at their Rumor Registry.

Origin

The Baltimore Slun has reported that Best began life as a store mannequin. Witnessing the horrors of capitalism, while unable to move or act, imbued them with a deep rage and crime-thirst. It is not clear as to the exact details of the phenomenon that gave Best their life, but a number of corroborating witnesses have recalled the exact moment with a startling clarity: multiple crab legs sprung from the mannequin as it jerked to life without warning, promptly destroying the store front.

Early Life

It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."

Personal Life

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