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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about James: | Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about James: | ||
<br /><blockquote>Finn James appears to be a curious fish</blockquote><blockquote>He joined us on a dark and gloomy day</blockquote><blockquote>Under circumstances none could ever wish</blockquote><blockquote>When rogue umps had set our Combs to fricassee</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><br /><blockquote>A batter, Finn could barely hit a grounder</blockquote><blockquote>But a blessing changed him to a pitching great</blockquote><blockquote>On the mound now, he is rarely seen to flounder</blockquote><blockquote>Facing fearsome hitters, he’s been known to skate</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><br /><blockquote>And the fact that he’s at home with teammates clawed</blockquote><blockquote>Makes us wonder if there is a Blaseball Cod.</blockquote> | <br /><blockquote>Finn James appears to be a curious fish</blockquote><blockquote>He joined us on a dark and gloomy day</blockquote><blockquote>Under circumstances none could ever wish</blockquote><blockquote>When rogue umps had set our Combs to fricassee</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><br /><blockquote>A batter, Finn could barely hit a grounder</blockquote><blockquote>But a blessing changed him to a pitching great</blockquote><blockquote>On the mound now, he is rarely seen to flounder</blockquote><blockquote>Facing fearsome hitters, he’s been known to skate</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><br /><blockquote>And the fact that he’s at home with teammates clawed</blockquote><blockquote>Makes us wonder if there is a Blaseball Cod.</blockquote> |
Revision as of 22:04, 13 September 2020
Finn James
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about James:
Finn James appears to be a curious fish
He joined us on a dark and gloomy day
Under circumstances none could ever wish
When rogue umps had set our Combs to fricassee
A batter, Finn could barely hit a grounder
But a blessing changed him to a pitching great
On the mound now, he is rarely seen to flounder
Facing fearsome hitters, he’s been known to skate
And the fact that he’s at home with teammates clawed
Makes us wonder if there is a Blaseball Cod.