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Famous Owens has 21 pages written so far.

  • IF-89.748 Famous Owens is the heir to the Famous Amors Cookie empire. Owens became a blaseball player as an IF-89.748... Famous Owens was born in an attempt to create the perfect celebrity. The scientists involved are IF-47.15... Famous Owens, despite their name, was a completely and utterly unremarkable individual before IF-45.922... Famous Owens has “wholesome boomer vibes.” They’re quite clueless with technology and not IF-238.91... People can’t quite put their finger on it, but they’ve seen Famous Owens somewhere before. IF-38.54... Famous Owens is an instance of Famous Owens. Other instances have been reported (though not IF-92.19... Famous Owens is an Other that wears many stolen faces and has the uncanny ability to make it feel IF-12.19...
    Famous Owens, PI

    Famous Owens was a licensed private IF-38.474...

    Famous Owens knows a guy. Regardless of what you’re asking for, how hard it would be, or how IF-19.416...

    Famous Owens is a team of veteran blaseball players sharing control of a single homunculus. Famous IF-43.85...

    No one can remember Famous Owens before they joined the Tigers, In fact, management claims they IF-24.76...

    Famous Owens is strangely familiar. They have your grandfather’s hands, your best friend’s IF-156.2...

    Famous Owens was once a chain of protein-packed chicken restaurants in Hades. The restaurant IF-10.49...