Facts Machine

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The Facts Machine
First Seen	Season 1 (NEW)
Status	Active

Facts Machine is a being first appearing in Season 1 (NEW). They communicate through the usage of facts about the game of Blaseball.

History

Season 1 (NEW)

Facts Machine first appeared in Season 1 (NEW) in the new message tab. Throughout the Season they sent facts about Blaseball, first appearing in a message sent during the first two days.

Fun Facts! Betting!
Betting on Favored Teams is the safest way to earn Chips!
Bet on Underdogs for bigger possible winnings!
You can Bet on Games that are scheduled for later!
Lose all your Chips? Don't worry! Thanks to Universal Bets and Influence, all Fans receive more Chips and Votes daily, at Noon eastern, 9am pacific!
Risk is a Virtue!
 @facts_machine

On Day 24 they sent another message this one about the leaders in various rankings of players and teams.

Fun Fact! League Leaders through Game 23!
Home Runs
1.Jorge Owens, Sunbeams - 11
2. Stretch Sutton, Breath Mints - 10
3. Kiki Avci, Magic - 10
4. Demet Cabrera, Magic - 8
5. Katja Twain, Wild Wings - 8

Strikeouts Thrown
1. Spears Taylor, Flowers - 60
2. Amaya Jackson, Tigers - 58
3. Anastasia Isarobot, Wild Wings - 57
4. Wyatt Mason IV, Spies - 50
5. Amir Murphy, Flowers - 50

Runs Scored
1. Wild Wings - 159
2. Sunbeams - 130
3. Magic - 129
4. Georgias - 116
5. Garages - 102

Runs Allowed
1. Breath Mints - 49
2. Georgias - 53
3. Shoe Thieves - 58
4. Wild Wings - 61
5. Mechanics - 67
 @facts_machine

Between Day 28 and Day 30 they sent two more messages. The first covered elections.

Fun Fact! Elections!
Decrees are decided by popular Vote. The top Voted choice will go into effect!
lessings are decided by Raffle. Each Blessing will go to a randomly selected Team -- the more you Vote for a Blessing, the better chance your Team has to win it!
Remember to Bet to earn more Votes. More Votes, more Influence!
 @facts_machine

The second referenced The Fifth Base rule.

Fun Fact! 4 Bases!
Blaseball is usually played with 4 Bases!
 @facts_machine

Sometime between Day 44 and Day 46 they submitted a meassage covering the records of some plays players had made.

Fun Fact! Highlight Plays!
Nerd Pacheco leads the League in Cool Catches, with 6!
Lenjamin Lin leads the League in Pathetic Swings, with 6!
Agan Harrison leads the League in Disgusting Pitches, with 5!
Facts Machine leads the League in Fun Facts, with 5!
 @facts_machine

The Facts Machine submitted a message appearing to respond to the belching of the decree "NEW Open the Forbidden Book" from the Black Hole before Day 49.

Fun Fact! The Forbidden Book!
Fun Fact!
In Season 1, Fans Voted overwhelmingly to Open the Forbidden Book, with 61% of all Decree votes in favor.
 @facts_machine

Around Day 69 the Facts Machine submitted another message pressumabely related to the Tokyo Lift entering party time.

Fun Fact! Party Time!
Fun Fact! The only time Blaseball Players may rest is during League-sanctioned Siestas!
When a Team is eliminated from Postseason tournament contention, they enter Party Time!
Teams in Party Time will play out the remaining games of the Season!
They can never stop!
 @facts_machine

After the end of the Season on Day 90, Facts Machine sent out a message, detailing current leaders of certain achivements in the League.

Fun Fact! Final Season 1 League Leaders!
Home Runs
1. Stretch Sutton - 31
2. Vanille Okidoke - 28
3. Baldwin Jones - 27
4. Roscoe Sundae - 26
5. Jorge Owens - 26

Strikeouts Thrown
1. Anastasia Isarobot - 207
2. Dunn Keyes - 195
3. Plums Blather - 190
4. Brisket Friendo - 188
5. Stephanie Schmitt - 184

Team Runs Scored
1. Wild Wings - 572
2. Sunbeams - 501
3. Magic - 430
4. Georgias - 415
5. Garages - 382
Team Runs Allowed
1. Breath Mints - 208
2. Shoe Thieves - 209
3. Wild Wings - 247
4. Fridays - 268
5. Mechanics - 295

Fun Facts
Facts Machine - 8
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