Difference between revisions of "Eduardo Woodman"

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Eduardo Woodman is an outfielder for the Philly Pies. He replaced Juan Rangel, who was incinerated on day 3 of season 5.

Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, Eduardo Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests of Oz, as his father had before him. The Wicked Witch of the East enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying his sweetheart, after being bribed by the lazy old woman who kept the maiden as a servant, and did not wish to lose her. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, Ku-Klip the tinsmith replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, Ku-Klip neglected to replace his heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the lady he had fallen for.

He then devoted himself to blaseball, removing the head of his axe to use as a blaseball bat, and joined the Philly Pies.

Notes

Eduardo was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded for unknown reasons after his first full game against the Hades Tigers to ★★★. It is possibly the result of an unlogged peanuts event.

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 === Notes ===
-Eduardo was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded for unknown reasons after his first full game against the [[Hades Tigers]] to ★★★. It is possibly the result of an unlogged [peanuts] event.
+Eduardo was initially rated ★★½, but was upgraded for unknown reasons after his first full game against the [[Hades Tigers]] to ★★★. It is possibly the result of an unlogged [[peanuts]] event.
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