Eduardo Ingram
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Eduardo Ingram is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are quite small but appear much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They have a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.
It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.
