Edric Tosser
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Edric Tosser is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. When he was born, everyone in the room received a Prophecy which stated that Eric would be the greatest pitcher that ever lived. In direct defiance of predetermination, prophecy, and the cosmos itself, they have never thrown a pitch in his life, and instead became a mediocre batter for the Firefighters.
