Difference between revisions of "Edric Tosser"
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{{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|pronouns=he/him, they/them}} | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|pronouns=he/him, they/them}} | ||
| − | Eric Tosser is a player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | + | Eric Tosser is a player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. When he was born, everyone in the room received a Prophecy which stated that Eric would be the greatest pitcher that ever lived. In direct defiance of predetermination, prophecy, and the cosmos itself, they have never thrown a pitch in his life, and instead became a mediocre batter for the Firefighters. |
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Revision as of 17:39, 30 July 2020
Eric Tosser is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. When he was born, everyone in the room received a Prophecy which stated that Eric would be the greatest pitcher that ever lived. In direct defiance of predetermination, prophecy, and the cosmos itself, they have never thrown a pitch in his life, and instead became a mediocre batter for the Firefighters.
