Dominic Marijuana
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Dominic Marijuana is a batter for the New York Millennials. He is the brother of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.
Statistics Scandal
Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter[1].
The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported"[2] to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.
When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly just glad to know I'm not deceased, right? I was kind of wondering there for a minute and it's pretty worrying, that existential dread, so I guess now I'm going to have to find something else to worry about. Maybe I should just go get high."
