Dark Seattle Corporates/IF-9.02

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REBEL DOSSIER

NAME: DOTTIE

HOME BASE: UNKNOWN

ORGANIZATION: UNKNOWN

STATUS: UNKNOWN

THREAT LEVEL: UNKNOWN

THIS REBEL SHOULD BE ASSUMED TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

DO NOT APPROACH SOLO.

IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THIS REBEL APPROACHES OR ENGAGES YOU, CONTACT DEPARTMENTAL HOTLINES AT ███-███-████.

DESCRIPTION: DOTTIE is either a LARGE, CARTOON-ESQUE FURRY CREATURE or a PERSON IN A LARGE, CARTOON-ESQUE FURRY CREATURE COSTUME. The creature may be some sort of oversized version of a SMALL MAMMAL; top investigators suspect that it may be some kind of WEIRD FERRET or WEASEL. The creature is NAVY BLUE, with RED and BLUE POLKADOTS on its back and a VERY CUTE SNOUT. Its colors match common colors seen among rebels.

DETAILS: DOTTIE has been seen DJING in several rebel clubs, including ██████, ████████████, and THE UNNAMED NIGHTCLUB FORMERLY KNOWN AS VLUE LUXURY LOUNGE. DOTTIE has been spotted by Corporation Authorities several times, but always manages to DISAPPEAR prior to being apprehended. DOTTIES MUSIC has been described as BRIGHT, ECLECTIC, and NOT AS GOOD AS HOMERUN ERIC'S CHART-TOPPING SEVENTEENTH STUDIO ALBUM "YOU STUPID IDIOTS ARE GOING TO BUY MY SEVENTEENTH STUDIO ALBUM AND CALL IT GOOD AND I'M GOING TO BUY ANOTHER YACHT ON YOUR DIME"

IF DOTTIE IS SPOTTED PLEASE CONTACT DEPARTMENT HEADS AT ONCE.