Cuisine of Hellmouth

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Hellmouth has a strong culinary identity and thriving food culture, strongly shaped by the practical realities of life on the Hellmouth's edges. Hellmouth cuisine is centered around locally-sourced ingredients, a healthy respect and fear for the latent hostility of the Hellmouth and the unspeakable effects it has wrought upon the local ecosystem, and the fact a good number of residents just don't have to eat anymore thanks to their various Adaptations.

The Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board has declared themselves sworn archnemeses of the Hellmouth foodie scene, as such food often attracts reckless food critics as well the stray FDA agent from time to time.

Agriculture in Hellmouth

Horticulture in Hellmouth was forced to make rapid adjustments when the Hellmouth opened, due to seemingly-arbitrary and mostly-spite-fuelled changes to the soil, water, and pests. Land would require extra preparation to prevent various infernal influences from permeating the soil from Below, which made large-scale farming and water-intensive industries impractical.

The majority of fruit, vegetables, and cereal grains in Hellmouth are now grown in small community lots, scattered between residences so many eyes can keep an eye out as they pass by each day for any unwelcome weirdness. Sun-loving, drought-tolerant cultivars are constantly being selectively bred and engineered by volunteers at the Hellmouth Beautification Society. While the Society's breeding programmes create desert-hardy plants, the effective protection of crops from Hellmouth's misanthropic advances is the result of many seasons' trial-and-error by a collaboration of hedge witches, "ornithologists", and researchers at Hellmouth Community College.