Businessmun Ferret
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Businessmun Ferret is an Infinite Flerret. He serves as both the third base coach and team lawyer for the Boston Flowers.
Coaching
Ferret is known for telling his team to steal third base almost constantly. While he assures them he can get all charges for the theft dropped in Blaseball Court, he does not seem to realize that blaseball does not have any such thing. He is considered single-handedly responsible for Jacob Haynes' abysmal base stealing record.
Personal Life
When not coaching the Flowers, Ferret teaches law at Hlarvard Llaw School in Clambridge. He is, by all accounts, an excellent teacher.
No one has ever seen Ferret's hind legs.
