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Hamburger, also known as "The Burg," is an unknown humanoid entity, always seen covered in a thick layer of blood that disguises their precise form. | Hamburger, also known as "The Burg," is an unknown humanoid entity, always seen covered in a thick layer of blood that disguises their precise form. | ||
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| + | The Burg is most famous for the hamburger named after them sold in the stands of Shoe Thieves games, which consist of a patty on a red-colored bun, covered in lamb, cow, and (supposedly) human blood. The Blood Hamburger Hamburger has, as of the moment of writing, sent three people to their graves, and at least two dozen to the hospital. Despite this, the Blood Hamburger Hamburger is still sold in the stands. | ||
{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★★★★½|status=Intact, Alive|position=First Blase|pronouns=they/them, he/him (presumed)|nickname=The Burg|species=Meat Entity|likes=Blood, Hamburgers|dislikes=Unblood, Burghambers|horse=Less Than 12% Horse Meat As Required By EU Law}} | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★★★★½|status=Intact, Alive|position=First Blase|pronouns=they/them, he/him (presumed)|nickname=The Burg|species=Meat Entity|likes=Blood, Hamburgers|dislikes=Unblood, Burghambers|horse=Less Than 12% Horse Meat As Required By EU Law}} | ||
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Revision as of 00:52, 7 August 2020
Blood Hamburger is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves who replaced Blankenship Fischer.
Hamburger, also known as "The Burg," is an unknown humanoid entity, always seen covered in a thick layer of blood that disguises their precise form.
The Burg is most famous for the hamburger named after them sold in the stands of Shoe Thieves games, which consist of a patty on a red-colored bun, covered in lamb, cow, and (supposedly) human blood. The Blood Hamburger Hamburger has, as of the moment of writing, sent three people to their graves, and at least two dozen to the hospital. Despite this, the Blood Hamburger Hamburger is still sold in the stands.
