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| − | '''Blessings''' are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team chosen by [[ | + | '''Blessings''' are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team chosen by [[umpire]] lottery. [[Blaseball]] participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage. |
More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more ''likely'', but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in [[Season 2]], when the [[San Francisco Lovers]] were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of theat blessing's vote. | More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more ''likely'', but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in [[Season 2]], when the [[San Francisco Lovers]] were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of theat blessing's vote. | ||
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== History of Blessings == | == History of Blessings == | ||
| − | Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each [[Season]]. | + | Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each [[Season]]. <!-- Note that you should link to the Blessings section. ex: Season_99#Blessings --> |
* [[Season 1#Blessings|Season 1]] | * [[Season 1#Blessings|Season 1]] | ||
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| − | |Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching | + | |[[Finger|Pseudo-Thumbs]] burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching |
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| − | |''' | + | |'''Gunblade Bat''' |
| − | |A random hitter on your team will gain the | + | |A random hitter on your team will gain the [[Gunblade Bat]], maxing out their hitting stats. |
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|'''Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table''' | |'''Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table''' | ||
| − | |Your team will become fully anticapitalist. | + | |Your team will become fully [[Anticapitalism|anticapitalist]]. |
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| − | |The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team. | + | |The best hitter in your team's [[Leagues|subleague]] (Good or Evil) joins your team. |
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|'''Vulture''' | |'''Vulture''' | ||
| − | |The best player in your team's division joins your team. | + | |The best player in your team's [[Leagues|division]] joins your team. |
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<small>''† The names of blessings from Season 1 are currently lost to chaos and time. They did exist, but historians are currently searching for accurate record of them.''</small> | <small>''† The names of blessings from Season 1 are currently lost to chaos and time. They did exist, but historians are currently searching for accurate record of them.''</small> | ||
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Revision as of 21:13, 5 August 2020
Blessings are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team chosen by umpire lottery. Blaseball participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage.
More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more likely, but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in Season 2, when the San Francisco Lovers were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of theat blessing's vote.
History of Blessings
Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each Season.
Known Blessings
| Name | Effect | Season(s) |
|---|---|---|
| † | +10% Team Hitting | 1 |
| † | +10% Team Pitching | 1 |
| † | Randomize hitting stats for the team's worst five players. | 1 |
| † | Max out a player's hitting stats. | 1 |
| † | Max out a player's pitching stats. | 1 |
| † | Team gains the best hitter in the league in exchange for a random hitter of their own. | 1 |
| † | Team gains the best pitcher in the league in exchange for a random pitcher of their own. | 1 |
| † | +6% Team Overall | 1 |
| Performance Enhancing Demons | Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall | 2, 3 |
| Yes Plz! | Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting | 2 |
| Pseudo-Thumbs | Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching | 2, 3 |
| Wind Sprints | Run. +15% Team Baserunning | 2 |
| The Rack | [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense | 2, 3 |
| Seduction | Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team. | 2 |
| Defection | It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team. | 2 |
| Bloodlust | URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team. | 2, 3 |
| Gunblade Bat | A random hitter on your team will gain the Gunblade Bat, maxing out their hitting stats. | 2 |
| Literal Arm Cannon | A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats. | 2 |
| Soul Swap | They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players. | 2 |
| Blood Sacrifice | Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers. | 2 |
| Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table | Your team will become fully anticapitalist. | 3 |
| Rigour Mortis | Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents. | 3 |
| Evil Wind Sprints | The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning | 3 |
| Bloodlust | URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team. | 3 |
| Highway Robbery | The best player in the league joins your team. | 3 |
| Headhunter | The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team. | 3 |
| Vulture | The best player in your team's division joins your team. | 3 |
| Pretty Plz? | Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15% | 3 |
| Team-Building Exercise | Re-rolls your team's three worst players | 3 |
| Summoning Circle | Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters | 3 |
| Exploratory Surgeries | Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers | 3 |
| Exile | Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back. | 3 |
| Go Away | Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back. | 3 |
† The names of blessings from Season 1 are currently lost to chaos and time. They did exist, but historians are currently searching for accurate record of them.
