Blankenship Fischer

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Blankenship Fischer was a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Fisher was incinerated on Season 3, Day 75 and replaced by Blood Hamburger.

Fischer was an occasionally bipedal, 4.8 metre tall batter composed of a single Blaseball coated in living flesh that continuously extruded various types of teeth. These teeth, which posses the characteristics of a variety of known and unknown species, composed the bulk of Fischer's body mass at any given time.


Fischer was sometimes known by the nickname "Howler", due to their habit of continuously screaming during their time at bat. This was particularly notable due to the fact that, throughout many medical examinations over the course of their career, they were never found to possess any kind of vocal folds or respiratory system.

Fischer's hobbies included horseback riding, video game criticism, and amateur competitive dentistry.