Bing Assiri

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Bing Assiri
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Alive
Batting	(2.9)
Pitching	(2.1)
Defense	(3.8)
Running	(3.3)
Dates Active	Dec 6, 2021–Dec 19, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Smack-talking opponents
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Ball
Fate	1
Soulscream	EAUAHEAUAHEIIEXHIIEXHIUAEAAUAEAAUIXIHIIXIHII

Bing Assiri was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 3.

Official League Record

Assiri was first seen as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.