Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle
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The Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle is the current mascot of the Canada Moist Talkers, replacing THE MAW as of Season 2.
The BPR is a large granite fountain on wheels with an angry face spraypainted onto the base, placed at the entrance to Gleek Arena for fans to spit in as they enter the stadium. Moist Talkers players will then ritualistically dunk their heads in the aggregate spit and snot of their fans for good fortune and unity during the game. During halftime, the Receptacle is wheeled out onto the field, where one lucky fan will be drowned in the stagnant loogie stew as appeasement to whatever forces hold dominion over the bleautiful glame of blaseball.
Trivia
- The Phlegm Receptacle was salvaged from the sunken ruins of Greater Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, in the year 2███.
