Basilio Mason

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Wyatt "Basilio Preston" Mason is a batter for the Los Angeles Tacos and has been with the team since Season 1. Preston can be counted on for an average performance in games, and has yet to have a stand out showing.


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History

Preston is a former fashion model and heir. After a successful period modeling for his family's famed Pinstripe fashion brand, Preston left the Preston Compound in Malibu, California to "do research" on streetwear, having "grown jaded [with the] insular and elitist nature" of high fashion.


After moving to Van Nuys, California and meeting little success, Preston misread a flyer advertising a kickball league as a "knitball" league. Assuming this was a knitting club, Preston was further shocked upon arriving for the first meeting to realize he had actually signed up to be a professional blaseball player. Despite his best efforts, he found himself rooted in place, physically incapable of leaving the blaseball field. Owner Guy Myrington reportedly assuaged his fears by ensuring him that he would have the opportunity to see many unique fashions in the Internet League. Preston has reportedly been inspired by the many fashion trends he's seen in the league, from creating faux-fingers to mimic PolkaDot Patterson's extra appendages, to wearing red contacts credited to the rogue ump's red eyes being "very Glucci."