Ayanna Dumpington/IF-20.262

Rumor / Community Lore
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History

Ayanna Dumpington was created in XX02 by the now-defunct Kawasaki-based water manufacturing company, Tsukao (塚大 in Japanese). At the time, the company was looking for brand-new types of water to manufacture, which they would then sell to water bottling companies to sell in bottles of water. During a particularly desperate experiment by Tsukao’s Research & Development team, intended to create s’mores-flavored water, the team accidentally made a unique type of sentient water. Not sure what to do with the new “smartwater”, and even less sure how to sell it to a bottling company, Ayanna was placed under the R&D department’s care.

During the next few years growing close to the R&D team, Ayanna received her bottle and decided on her name and pronouns. She also participated in “mascot training”, and occasionally represented Tsukao at trade shows to attract potential buyers as part of this training. However, when the company filed for bankruptcy in XX04, (Tsukao’s CEO was later quoted as saying, “How did I think that manufacturing water to sell to bottling companies was a good idea?”) Ayanna could no longer live with the R&D department, so she promptly left to wander Kawasaki.

Ayanna claims that at this point she got a job at a retail store, and after a few months of following blaseball games, applied for a position on the Lift. The rest of the team, however, says that she was fished out of the Tokyo Bay by Stijn Strongbody. Ayanna apparently “wanted to say hello” to it, but it is unknown if the Bay ever said hello back.

With the Lift

On the Lift, Ayanna believes that her mascot training came in handy, as she was offered many sponsorships because of contacts made at trade shows, and is generally considered to be “the Face of Tokyo Lift”. Others, however, cite this training as the source of Ayanna’s childishness and obsession with proper hydration. This fixation is so extreme that Ayanna is rumored to only have joined the IBL to ensure the players were properly hydrated. When asked to comment on this, Ayanna said, “Well, if everyone stayed hydrated, it wouldn’t be a problem, would it?”