Axel Trololol

Axel Trololol
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Alive; Intact
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	Firetruck

Axel Trololol is a "pitcher" for the Chicago Firefighters. He pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints seasons 1-3. Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.

Walk on music: Vroom Vroom by Charlie XCX

Walk out music: See You Again by Wiz Kalifa

Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series.

Cybernetic Enhancements

Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. The procedure was a success, leaving him with a Literal Arm Canon, maxing out his "pitching" stats. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"

Trade to Chicago Firefighters

Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the Chicago Firefighters. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering The Fire House, he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck.

Axel repurposed his Literal Arm Cannon as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with Royal Crown Malort. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!"