August Sky
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August Sky is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. She replaced Ogden Mendoza, who was tragically incinerated. She is known for her prominent Mohawk.
After Ogden's incineration, the team gathered around the ashes of the once proud marble statue. August flew down from a nearby snow-covered tree and landed on eir mitt. The majestic bird lifted a baseball out of Ogden’s mitt and flung it with an unpredictable spiraling motion dead over the plate and into the stands. This was the first known instance of August’s now famous signature beakball pitch. Comfort Septemberish solemnly proclaimed, “Takes a licking, and keeps on ticking.” Needing a new pitcher, the Jazz Hands accepted them into the team.
