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When asked about their hopes for new player Atlas Jonbois, the entirety of the Charleston Shoe Thieves responded in deafening unison, "Atlas is big and strong and is my friend." | When asked about their hopes for new player Atlas Jonbois, the entirety of the Charleston Shoe Thieves responded in deafening unison, "Atlas is big and strong and is my friend." | ||
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Jonbois was incinerated Season 3, Day 43. They were replaced by [[Sebastian Woodman]]. At four games played and three games started, Jonbois is believed to have had the shortest career in ILB history. | Jonbois was incinerated Season 3, Day 43. They were replaced by [[Sebastian Woodman]]. At four games played and three games started, Jonbois is believed to have had the shortest career in ILB history. | ||
Revision as of 02:50, 7 August 2020
Atlas Jonbois was a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
Not much is known about the roadmaps that make up the entirety of Jonbois' body, but they appear to navigate exclusively to Sunken Charleston.
Atlas Jonbois was formerly a tram operator, introduced to the splort of blaseball when they were wrangled into posing as Charleston Shoe Thieves pitcher Cornelius Games during the Season 2 Finals. While their performance as a pitcher was abysmal, they absently tried hitting a few balls for practice after the game and were discovered to be a somewhat competent hitter by the team, putting them in position to be recruited as a replacement hitter following the Incineration of Sebastian Townsend
When asked about their hopes for new player Atlas Jonbois, the entirety of the Charleston Shoe Thieves responded in deafening unison, "Atlas is big and strong and is my friend."
Everyone is fairly sure that Jonbois would have specialized in stealing ballet shoes, but they never got the chance to officially steal shoes for the team.
Jonbois was incinerated Season 3, Day 43. They were replaced by Sebastian Woodman. At four games played and three games started, Jonbois is believed to have had the shortest career in ILB history.
