Alyssa Harrell

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Alyssa Harrell is a batter for the New York Millennials. Harrell played for the Hades Tigers in Season 1 and was traded to the Millennials by the Tiger's Exile blessing during the Season 3 elections in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler.





Official League Records

Alyssa Harrel has no notable league records at this moment.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Alyssa Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.

It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.