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</tabber>|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}Alyssa Harrell is a batter for the [[New York Millennials]]. Harrel has been with the team since the start of [[Season 4]].
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</tabber>|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}Harrell is a batter for the [[New York Millennials]]. Harrel has been with the team since the start of [[Season 4]].
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Harrell played for the [[Hades Tigers]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Millennials in exchange for [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]].<br />{{Community Lore}}
 
Harrell played for the [[Hades Tigers]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Millennials in exchange for [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]].<br />{{Community Lore}}
  
Alyssa Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.
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Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.
  
 
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, [[Nagomi Meng]] turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.
 
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, [[Nagomi Meng]] turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.
  
 
Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
 
Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
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The first day of Harrell's move to the [[New York Millennials]] was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive. Not wanting her to feel left out again, the players now call out for a "Harrell Check" so Harrell can let them know she isn't there.
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Although she has , likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
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Revision as of 20:01, 10 August 2020

Harrell is a batter for the New York Millennials. Harrel has been with the team since the start of Season 4.




Official League Records

Harrell played for the Hades Tigers in Season 1 and was traded to the Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler by the Tigers' Exile blessing during the Season 3 elections.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.

It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive. Not wanting her to feel left out again, the players now call out for a "Harrell Check" so Harrell can let them know she isn't there.


Although she has , likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.