Alexandria Rosales
From humble roots, Alexandria Rosales has quickly risen up the ranks of the Houston Spies to become their most senior player. Lovingly referred to by the fans as the "heart of the team, plus the brain of the team, and indeed the soul of the team, and honestly the muscle of the team, but also, when you think about it, they're like the fist of the team as well".
As the "Most Viscous Player" of the Spies for an unknown amount of seasons, Alexandria is often known for her rivalry with similar title holder Jessica Telephone. Said rivalry first became public when both players were reported by the paparazzi to have stone carvings of each other on their Piety Altars, and continued when Alexandria was caught emerging from an alleyway holding a broken bat and wearing Jessica's regulation uniform Blaseball skirt. As per team requirements, Alexandria denies the existence of any relationship, as well as herself.
