Alaynabella Hollywood
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Alaynabella Hollywood is the star rookie and shortstop of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. She has made a name for herself as an intensely aggressive offensive style and a rock-solid beyond your (yes, your) years defense. Their signature double-play with second baseteen Randy Marijuana has been dubbed 'Hollyweed' by their adoring and bloodthirsty fans.
Hollywood is known for her peculiar warm-up habits, which involve a great deal of drawing in the sand outside the opposing team's dugout and several unknowable BlackBerry devices.