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Writing a little something for Yusef Fenestrate's IRM
Rumors
Near the beginning of Fenestrate’s ILB career, rumors began circulating that Fenestrate has a window where their face should be. These rumors are completely untrue, and anyone who spreads them is a malicious liar. It just happens to be that her face looks remarkably like a window from certain angles; when you closely inspect Fenestrate, you can easily make out features of a normal human’s face, like two average eyes and one normal mouth. Do not attempt to look into the window.
Along with these rumors come with questions, such as “how do they eat?”, and “how can he talk?”. The answer is obvious, when you disregard these evil lies; in both cases, he uses his normal, human mouth that is not a glass pane. It can be difficult to see mouth movement due to the way he speaks and the fact that he doesn’t eat around others. The popular theory that she eats by opening the window and inserting food is completely nonsensical. If it had a window on its face, the ILB would’ve specifically instructed it to keep the window shut at all times. Hypothetically, of course. Do not attempt to look into the window.
Occasionally, violent lunatics who fall for these unfounded claims feel the need to get close to Fenestrate in order to look into the window that isn’t on their face. Each of these maniacs have claimed to be motivated by “a silent voice within them” to peer into the fallacious glass. Anyone who attempts to look into the window is immediately detained and interrogated by special bodyguards assigned to Fenestrate by ILB officials. These bodyguards are for everyone’s safety. Do not attempt to look into the window.
If you feel yourself beginning to believe that Fenestrate has a window where his face should be, look to the source of these deranged thoughts and cut them out. If you begin to feel the urge to look into the window, please report yourself to an ILB official for emergency re-education.
Do not attempt to look into the window.
Just listen to them talk about jigsaw puzzles or something.
