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Introduction

Nicholas Mora seems like an average guy except for his inability to speak any language other than Latin, which unfortunately causes many complications both for his ability to be coached in Blaseball and for his failed music career. While Mora's language background would make him perfectly suited for Gregorian chanting, he spurns such an "ungroovy" genre and instead insists that the spirit of rock and roll calls to him. Despite being a grumpy old man his mannerisms are that of an immature teenager who constantly rolls their eyes at their parents, "parents" in this case being the management of whichever Blaseball team he happens to be on. Mora usually skips practice if he can help it, and in such cases he can be found either picking at his out-of-tune guitar, or spraying obscene Latin graffiti onto the stadium while giggling to himself.

Music Career

Mora's music career consists of him playing at random garage shows, though funnily enough he has never played at a Garages show. He also likes to play his guitar in the dugout during games, knowing that helpless listeners cannot do anything to stop him. It's not that his music is terrible or anything, it's just very... experimental. Mora's self-described futuristic plucking techniques are usually interpreted by others as sounding antiquated. Former teammate Paula Turnip has described his playing as "pretty okay, I guess."

Though Mora prefers rock and roll music he usually finds more success in playing heavy metal, the reason being that the few people who attend his shows assume his unintelligible lyrics are due to the genre and not the fact that he is screaming in classical Latin.