Topic on Talk:Kelvin Andante

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Proposed Edits based on Discord Lorejam

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Geometea (talkcontribs)

- Changing Andante's origin story to reflect more blaseball-centric ideas. Replace narrative around attempts to create ultimate pitcher with Andante being in the shadows of [UNSPECIFIED TEAM NOT ONE WE KNOW] and being repeat alternated then having stlats summed due to (out of universe bug in universe divine oversight)

- Discuss Andante's plurality explicitly (as a result of being repeat alternated and attempting to process input from multiple realities, brain dissociated)

- Add in a CHOOSE function on Kelvin Andante's relationship with Kelvin Drumsolo [married/divorced/it's complicated/dating?/look sometimes you just see your ex in the supermarket and you say hi and then you start talking and next thing you know you're going out for coffee and.../JUST FRIENDS OK/having an intense custody battle over a cactus named Cactillius/having brunch/oh my god they were bandmates]