This is a proposal to change Isaac's place of employment from the Vienna Beef Factory to a random list of fake businesses that either already exist in Chicago Blaseball lore, are implied by Chicago Blaseball lore, or have been come up with over the course of Blaseball's existence by Chicago fans.
The reasoning is because A) it's fun and B) with the newest guidelines for referencing real people, I figure it is better to move to fictional businesses (though many of them are references to real businesses in Chicago). Any businesses that have relation to an existing page will have a link to that page, any businesses that do not will use the dead link function.
Here is the current list of businesses I have compiled to randomly choose from:
Hungry James's Greasy Spoon And Other Utensils
Geepa’s Lemonade and Also Food
Chicago Fields Museum
BIG JONNIES TOWING
LIL JONNIES ABANDONED VEHICLE RECLAMATION CENTER
The-Meat-Packing-Factory-From-Upton-Sinclair's-The-Jungle Meat Packing and Canning
Plortillos
Royal Crown Malört Bottling Facility
The World-Famous Chicago Sofas Depot
Will's Towing
Big Barnabas Roseheart's Olde-Style Boxing Glove Manufactory
Flermilab
Bruce's Phone Books
Suzanne's (Formerly) Two-Star Burgers and Fries
Alvarado and Sons Legitimate Construction Company
Mledieval Times Dinner Theatre
The Chicago Yellow Journalism Company
