Topic on Talk:Aldon Cashmoney

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Alter Eagle (talkcontribs)

Jazz Hands, Fridays, Tigers and Beams came together to do an Aldon lorejam! Ve's since returned to the Tigers, but the Beams would like to update the wiki to record vis time with us with the following:

Aldon, like vis fellow Season 12 tigers, now has tiger stripes which flare up when Ambush activates. Vis stripes were sunlight-gold while they were with the Beams. Vis adaptation was a pair of wings, which may have assisted vim with thermoregulation while in Hellmouth.

How ve left Hades is a little up in the air. A <choose> function will cycle between rumored departure methods.

Aldon learned quickly that Hellmouth doesn't use currency, partly because ve learned from Randy when he got feedbacked to the Jazz Hands. Ve really got into the spirit of Hellmouth's bartering system, but for a chunk of time was paying for everything in boats. Ve technically has infinite money, but somehow still spent a good chunk of that funding the Beams' complete loss of impulse control that came with the loss of Nerd Pacheco.

I would also like to add in the trivia section that Aldon is aroace, but loves love and is always showering folks in relationships with $10,000 notes telling them to take their partner out somewhere nice. Ve is now the self-styled ultimate wingman (though they prefer "flight support"), and really leans into it.

GothicDouble (talkcontribs)

I like this! In the article I think we should also mention that the tiger stripes came from Evolution, just to serve as clarification