Nerd Pacheco received a Doctorate in Loving Your Wife from San Francisco. The degree was actually addressed to Hahn Fox for services rendered unto the field of Loving Your Wife via her remarks on Priya Fox, and arrived by mistake in Nerd's office at HCC. Nerd hasn't actually taken it round to Hahn's place yet.
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Lovers advisor "Two" has informed me that the university which awarded this degree was likely KISS, the Knight Institute of Suitor's Studies.