This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-963

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TRACK-963

TURNS OUT IT'S KINDA HARD NOT TO SWEAR

one day someone said we curse too much
and so we took the dare
that we would write another song
a song that had no swears
so this next one will be pg
rated e for everyone
but it’s gonna sound, uh, weird-y
cause not swearing isn’t fun

just like every song we make
this is one that really sucks
gotta keep it family friendly
gotta try to not say.. certain words
so we throw in quick replacements
even if they do not fit
but who cares about the lyrics
cause they’re almost always..... bad

you can show your parents
you can show your class
why'd we have to do this
this song sounds like, uhhh.. garbage

it’s hard to make songs
when all you do is say swears usually
like what are we supposed to do

and it’s really really dumb
really freaking dumb
just imagine that i'm saying the other word there
or i guess don’t
don’t imagine anything
this song is family friendly
i swear it’s family friendly
or wait no I don’t
i don’t swear
there are no swears
****, this is haaaOH NO **** WAIT NO **** I MEAN-
*frustrated, somewhat distressed swearing*
AAARGGGH
dang it

This Is a Tragedy