This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-90

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TRACK-90

Spilled my drink the other day

The other day
I got my drink from the
Seven Helleven
Down the street
And I thought
“**** YEA”
“This drink rules”
Until I spilled it
On my shoes

And now I’m laying
On the sidewalk
****ing crying
Because life sucks!
My drink was supposed to be
****ing awesome
But this is a goddamn nightmare
**** this shit
Here’s a guitar solo

*3.5 minutes of banjo solo, none of it good*

It was kiwi strawberry
Now it’s no more
**** this
Gotta go back to the store
Hate this
Life is bullshit

This Is a Tragedy