This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-465

TRACK-465

SEXTON FANTASTIC WROTE THIS SONG AFTER WE PRODDED IT FOR LIKE THREE HOURS STRAIGHT

THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE MOST FANTASTIC PERSON VAGUELY ADJACENT TO BLASEBALL! THATS RIGHT, SEXTON FANTASTIC!
Sexton, right over there! Can you see it? Its right there! I’m pointing right at it! Its playing the bassoon right now! Its a bird!

Sexton can play good music
Thats a skill unique to it
The rest of us have to be garbage
We’re forced to sound like ****

But Sexton can make good music
It even took lessons as a chick
But there was always way too much pressure
To always be a perfect pick

I think theres something poetic
About choosing to be bad
Theres a kind of meta meaning to art
When all the *****iness is on purpose

We didn’t even rhyme that last verse!
We totally could have!
“Bad” is such an easy word to rhyme!
Sad fad chad rad cad tad mad

Sexton could totally play a sick bassoon solo right now
Did you know Sexton can beatbox?
But when Sexton is playing with us
Sexton is bad on purpose!

This Is a Tragedy