This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-328

TRACK-328

“I could probably make that jump”

See that gap between
Those two planters
Next to the JEFF! Statue?

Yeah, I could probably make that jump
I’m not gonna
Because I know it’ll go poorly
But if you can convince me
I’ll try.

Alright sure, I’ll do it.
Let me get up there…
I could probably make that jump

*INTENSE ACCORDIAN*

Ouch!
I fell
I could not make the jump
Maybe I’ll learn next time
To not ask people if they want

To see me try that jump.
To see me try that jump…
IT’S A BAD IDEA
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD!

I could probably make that jump.

Not a chance though…
What I should have said
Before ending up like this…

Ow…

This Is a Tragedy