This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-3

TRACK-3

Someone Stole My Car (I Didn't Even Know I Had A Car What The F***)

Someone stole my car
From the parking lot
Oh s*** not again
This happens every week
This happens every week (x3)

*intense kazoo solo*

Wait *kazoo stops*

I DON’T HAVE A CAR
Am I imagining my car getting stolen?
What the f*** is happening?
Am I in a delusion of having a car
That gets subsequently f***ing stolen
Every weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
What is going on?
Am I imagining this f***ing car again?
Have I lost my mind again?
Where is my imaginary car?

*banjo solo*

My car is gone
Nonexistent in the winds
Rolling across the desert sand
Where the f*** is my imaginary car
Again?

This Is a Tragedy