This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-16

TRACK-16

REASONS I COULD BEAT LARS TAYLOR IN A FIGHT CANONICALLY

[Chorus: REASON 1!]
He spends all his time pitching
I have enough time to take a self-defense class or two

[Chorus: REASON 2!]
His name starts with the letter L
Everyone knows L is the weakest letter

[Chorus: REASON 3!]
He wears a cowboy hat
That impairs his movement, suboptimal combat attire

[Chorus: REASON 4!]
He seems like a really nice guy and
I'd be more than willing to take advantage of that s***

[Chorus: REASON 5!]
One time I heard from Miguel that he cried
3 times watching Brave Little Toaster

[Chorus: REASON 6!]
I dunno I kinda lost steam after 3
I guess I could just end the song here if I wanted

[Chorus: REASON 7!]
Okay I guess we're still going
I think those arms are hard to coordinate

[Chorus: REASON 8!]
Seriously I ran out of material
I don't actually wanna fight Lars this is just a bit

[Chorus: REASON 9!]
If I were to fight Lars though
I sure as s*** wouldn't lose you can count on that

[Chorus: REASON 10!]
No seriously guys stop I-

[Chorus: REASON 11!]
Guys I'm

[Chorus: 12!]
Just let me

[Chorus: 13!]
God f***ing

[Chorus: 14!]
Okay songs-

[Chorus: 15!]
Songs over.

[Chorus: 16!]

This Is a Tragedy