Talk:Shadow Moabbey/Archive

Here is a draft for moving things around so there is a new section specifically on Smoothyggdrasil - including the lore around the Lovers' godskull and possibly La Lengua - Dasyuridae (talk) 09:46, 17 October 2020 (UTC)

Smoothies are primarily grown on the Smoothie Tree, known as Smoothyggdrasil, the oldest and longest serving monk. They are rooted in the mouth of a large skull, partially embedded in the ground inside the Shadow Moabbey garden. While They are able to navigate around the Moabbey, They return to the skull each night to sleep. Some of the more brave Aspirants have been known to use the eye socket of Their skull as a pitching machine to practice with, as anything thrown into it will be shot back out.

They are a friendly sort, and make it Their duty to care for the younger, less experienced monks. Through various tests in the past, Smoothyggdrasil has worked out that the products of Their branches are affected by what They eat, what They drink, and what They choose to do. The taste of Their smoothies is sometimes out of Their control, and may reflect whatever the missing tongue of the skull is tasting at the time.