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Melton's voicemail oversight

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Malice-amidst (talkcontribs)

As we've witnessed in season 23, Melton tends to deny the team voicemails, mostly via solo home runs or sacrifice plays. Lore wise, we talked about Melton working with KTGI before, and this led us to the idea of Melton answering the phones, never "letting it go to voicemail." We chant WHATSOUP whenever it scores, much like one says "whats up" when answering the phone. Another fun connection is with those soup can telephones, with a string tied to both ends that lets you talk between them.

TectonicPlates (talkcontribs)

Quick hits from the Friday's Melton lorejam!

- Helped out in the background while in the shadows, worked decks on KTGI

- Lava elemental/spirit that likes to wear/live in a soup can

- Melts its bats very often, giving Yosh a lot of time to practice woodcarving (also custom wood burned bats)

- Sometimes accidentally dissolves the ball

- When its frustrated, it destroys a can

- Very anti-capitalism

- Tends to ‘ohi’a lehua trees

- What it wanted to last forever: to be lava and not turn into a solid rock. Our lady gave it a gift of a can that last forever (ties into shivering pregame ritual)

- Pronouns: it/its

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